UTA Job List

Assistant to Creative Executive

2008-12-05T03:01:00.000-08:00

Major studio has an opening for an assistant to a Creative Executive. Assistant must have a work history with progressively creative positions and a track record of executing original ideas and being able to serve more than just administrative functions. Duties are as follows: typing memos, faxing, filing, travel logistics, expense reports, conference room scheduling, phone sheet updating, supply ordering, mail merges, heavy multi-line phones, lunch orders, reconcile CE's credit card statements, retrieve voice messages, and other administrative functions. 12/5

Personal Assistant to Celebrity (via BH Staffing Agency)

2008-12-04T02:34:00.000-08:00

Beverly Hills staffing co. seeks candidates with immediate availability for personal assistant to A-list actress. Must have 5+ years experience in an identical position, reliable transportation, and expert ability to multitask & prioritize for celebrity. With many different signature projects in the air - reality show, fragrance, lotion, bathroom aerobics DVD, a line of Japanese industrial mops - you must be able to juggle effectively. 12/4

Assistant to Head of Production

2008-12-03T03:05:00.000-08:00

Mid-sized studio seeks full-time assistant to head of production. Duties include: heavy phones, coordinating meetings, script coverage, maintaining calendar, and some personal errands. Should be organized, ambitious, thick-skinned, computer savvy and use utmost discretion at all times. Must be able to immediately forget (or propagate) the lies told by the head of production, act oblivious to his multiple affairs and ignore the fact that he flagrantly abuses his expense account. Inability to judge right from wrong a plus. 12/3

Assistant - MP Lit

2008-12-02T02:35:00.000-08:00

Top five talent agency seeks assistant to busy MP Lit Agent. Daily responsibilities include Zappos.com transactions (buying, exchanging or tracking open orders), Barney's New York returns, purchasing vintage motorcycle helmets and looking for estate sales with French art books. Other duties include rolling calls, managing busy schedule and coordinating travel. College degree and agency background preferred. 12/2

Perm-to-Temp Assistant

2008-12-01T02:52:00.000-08:00

Management company looking for assistant to volatile CEO. Must work efficiently and accurately under intense pressure. Responsibilities include maintaining personal & professional calendars, rolling calls and other general administrative duties. At least two years experience at an agency/management firm mandatory. Benefits after 30 days day of employment, although chances of lasting a month unlikely. 12/1

Producer/Director's Assistant

2008-11-28T03:10:00.000-08:00

Westside production company is seeking an assistant for a major Producer/Director to start immediately. Must be proactive, willing to take initiative and have excellent communication skills. Producer/Director is currently shooting a pilot, prepping a script for production in summer 2009, and going through a bitter divorce, so must be expert at juggling on-set requests with revision follow-ups and conference calls with ex-wife & attorneys. Knowledge of the film/TV industry essential, familiarity with family court system and father's rights movement a big plus. 11/28

Executive/Personal Assistant

2008-11-27T02:58:00.000-08:00

CEO for leading entertainment company seeks personal assistant to prepare presentations, host industry events and provide administrative support. Assistant will be responsible for keeping CEO organized, maintaining busy schedule and organizing fundraisers. Must be willing to go to any lengths for the CEO, including obtaining reservations at the hottest restaurants, securing last minute travel bookings and providing viable ova. 11/27

Assistant to SVP - Original Programming

2008-11-26T03:01:00.000-08:00

Women's cable network seeks assistant to Senior VP of Original Programming. Two plus years experience in development, film/television production and script reading mandatory. Should have interest in homicidal ex-wives, anorexic teens, inspirational cancer/disease survivors, affairs with babysitters/domestic staff members, abusive high school boyfriends, pregnant thirteen year-olds and barren women who kidnap babies. 11/26

Executive Assistant

2008-11-25T03:02:00.000-08:00

Top talent manager seeks executive assistant. Duties include managing daily schedule, domestic errands and extensive travel scheduling. Must be adept at maintaining frequent flyer miles, securing seat assignments, emailing itineraries, coordinating town car pickups, rental car acquisition, map preparation, hotel and restaurant reservations, currency exchange, managing identification documents, staying abreast of TSA guidelines and making appropriate pet accommodations. No travel required. 11/25

Receptionist - Production Company

2008-11-24T03:02:00.000-08:00

Receptionist needed for TV/Film production company in Studio City. Should be excellent communicator, organized and punctual. Professional appearance is of utmost importance. Ideal candidate will be impeccably groomed and dress in well-fitting, dark or subtly-printed, high-quality clothing (NO Forever 21, Gap, American Eagle), minimal accessories, expensive perfume, smudge-free loafers or dress shoes, matching upscale (NO knock-offs) handbag, and must stick to clean, classic hairstyles. BMI in the low teens a must. 11/26

Marketing Assistant

2008-11-21T03:01:00.000-08:00

An entertainment software company in Sherman Oaks seeks a marketing assistant. Candidate should be detail-oriented, organized, professional and have excellent problem solving and communication skills. Should have 2-3 years experience in marketing or related fields. Bachelors degree in marketing preferred. Responsibilities include assisting marketing team with bulletins, monthly newsletters and ad placement; maintaining marketing calendar; copy writing, editing and proofing marketing materials; coordinating ad conference logistics; assisting in relevancy and accuracy of marketing content and messaging and assisting sales team with presentation needs, client communications and targeted marketing campaigns. Administrative duties include counting, packing and shipping marketing literature; tracking and reporting on marketing campaign results; ordering supplies used for marketing campaigns; setting up new vendors and processing invoices; and ensuring that marketing literature is current. Ideal candidate has strong graphic design and layout skills, as wells as copy editing skills. Excellent opportunity to support the marketing and sales departments through assistance with advertising activities, online marketing, client communications, trade shows and other general marketing and administrative sales tasks. Interest in marketing helpful. 11/21

Assistant - International Producer

2008-11-20T02:43:00.000-08:00

Tokyo/Cairo-based producer seeks assistant to handle affairs in Los Angeles. The Tokyo office is 17 hours ahead of LA time, Cairo is 10 hours ahead and the assistant must be one step ahead of anything the producer needs, from script coverage to travel scheduling to personal errands. Hours are 4 PM - 2 AM PST, 9 AM - 7 PM JST, but must be flexible. Must have reliable transportation and strong understanding of Greenwich Mean Time, international time zones and Microsoft Office. 11/20

2nd Assistant - Temp

2008-11-19T02:55:00.000-08:00

Top cable network CEO looking for temporary 2nd assistant for about six weeks starting immediately. Tasks will be mostly errand-based, some office work possible. Will be in charge of all gift determining, purchasing, distribution and follow-up for a thick rolodex of A-list connections. Must be excellent with wrapping paper, bows, tissue paper and curling ribbon. Retail experience helpful, knowledge of Beverly Center/The Grove a big plus. 11/19

Office Assistant - Commercial Production Co.

2008-11-18T02:44:00.000-08:00

Very busy Santa Monica commercial production company seeks office assistant to provide support to all departments. Must be excellent multi-tasker and experienced call-roller/errand-runner. Please send resume and salary requirements. No resumes will be accepted without a specific salary requirement, so do not write "Open for discussion." Also, the lower number of a salary range will always be used. We will choose the best candidate based solely on the lowest initial bid, as this job is not all that integral to the success of the company. 11/18

Assistant Publicist

2008-11-17T03:11:00.000-08:00

West Hollywood PR firm seeks fun-loving but hard-working assistant publicist. We are launching multiple campaigns in January and need someone who can be on the front lines providing a smiling, attractive face to potential vendors and journalists. 40 hours/week but more importantly some weeknights & all weekends at events/parties creating brand recognition. Will require significant alcohol consumption, flirting, trim body and an anything-to-please-the-customer, apprentice Geisha-type mindset. Promotion to full Geisha after one year. 11/17

Intern - News Talk Show

2008-11-14T02:54:00.000-08:00

Conservative news talk show seeks intern. Excellent opportunity to observe all areas of production from the studio floor to the research and talent departments. Duties include: sorting mail, cataloguing hate mail/stalker letters, hiding hate mail/stalker letters from fearful employees/host, contacting the police about any viable threats made in hate mail/stalker letters and occasional coffee runs. Must receive college credit. 11/14

Creative Executive - Indie Comedy

2008-11-13T02:59:00.000-08:00

Major studio seeks Creative Executive with excellent track record of comedy acquisition. Will be in charge of securing indie-flavored comedies to add to thriller/superhero-filled slate. Must have an eye/ear for unnecessarily-quirky, overly-stylized dialogue, non-traditional/impossible family situations and annoying pop culture references. Excellent benefits package. 11/13

Writers' Assistant - Sketch Comedy Show

2008-11-12T02:42:00.000-08:00

New cable sketch comedy show seeks assistant for writers' room. Aspiring writers encouraged to apply, provided you have significant television experience. Idea submissions will be welcomed, and content on the show may eventually resemble such submitted ideas, but you will receive no credit. This is an excellent opportunity to learn about the vague notion of intellectual property. 11/12

Assistant to SVP - Original Programming

2008-11-11T02:31:00.000-08:00

Women's cable network seeks assistant to SVP of Original Programming. Experience in development, production and script reading necessary. Should have interest in homicidal ex-wives, anorexic teens, affairs with babysitters, abusive high school boyfriends, pregnant 13 year-olds and barren women who kidnap their friend's babies. 11/11

Production Assistant - Indie Production Co.

2008-11-10T03:08:00.000-08:00

Indie production company seeks PA for micro budget film. Duties include heavy phones, lunch runs and general office work. Ideal candidate is the son or daughter of high-powered director, movie executive or billionaire with access to large car collection, several "shoot-friendly" houses in the L.A. area, multiple credit cards with at least $10K limit. Serious chip on shoulder due to latchkey childhood preferred. 11/10

Assistant - Film Financing Co.

2008-11-07T03:09:00.000-08:00

Studio City film financing company looking for assistant to managing partners. Agency experience mandatory. Must be conversant in German, French, and the Uralic languages, as most of our investors are Europe-based. The ability to explain the hilariousness of the latest Eddie Murphy make-up FX comedy in Hungarian would be helpful. 11/7

Assistant to Female Executive Producer

2008-11-06T03:04:00.000-08:00

Right-hand person needed for expectant executive producer on daytime talk show. Duties include heavy scheduling and phones, inter-department coordination and drafting correspondence. May include some personal errands like planning gift registry and baby shower, possibly sending post-shower thank you notes, maybe designing and assembling nursery, conceivably baby-proofing condo, perhaps attending lamaze classes and potential delivery room responsibilities. Matching 401k after one year. 11/6

Assistant - Management Co.

2008-11-05T02:57:00.000-08:00

Beverly Hills management company seeks assistant to two lit/talent managers who specialize in comedians/comedy writers. Must have outstanding people skills, ability to multi-task, good phone manner and a passionate outlook on life. Excellent sense of humor also mandatory, as we are connoisseurs of the best in comedy. This is the perfect job if you absolutely adore late-career Martin Short, Bill Engvall, movies involving fat suits/extensive make-up effects and Dane Cook. 11/5

Internship - Digital Media Production

2008-11-04T03:06:00.000-08:00

High profile digital media producer looking for motivated, resourceful intern for Santa Monica office. Must be organized, intelligent and professional. Duties include answering phones, ordering lunch and running errands for producer. May be required to work a few late nights and constantly overhear phone calls filled with hate speech, like the n-word, the k-word and the u-word. 11/4

Agent Trainee

2008-11-03T03:01:00.000-08:00

Top five talent agency seeks qualified candidates for its agent trainee program. This a tough, demanding position that will teach you about all aspects of the entertainment industry. Bachelor's degree and previous industry experience mandatory. Must provide three recent entertainment industry references. No uncles, aunts, friends, professors, neighbors, teachers, Chili's shift managers or sister-in-laws with different last names. All referrers will be quizzed on entertainment industry trends and their credits will be cross-checked on imdb.com and Baseline. So, unless your mom reads Variety and has a tracking board in her sewing room, you should find someone else to vouch for you. 11/3

Barista - Starbucks Coffee - Century City

2008-10-31T02:52:00.000-07:00

Starbucks Coffee - Century City seeks barista for morning & night shifts (some weekend hours). Baristas prepare coffee drinks, take orders, clean & maintain equipment, stock store merchandise and possess a helpful and happy attitude while they are on the job. Customer service experience required, and those with previous barista experience will be considered first. Some physical requirements - standing for long periods of time, moderate lifting. Pay starts at $9.50/hr. 10/31

Assistant - TV/Features

2008-10-30T03:37:00.000-07:00

Team involved in the production of dozens of films/TV shows, seeks assistant for six month appointment, possibly more. Excellent entry-level opportunity to get your first taste of the film industry and serve alongside seasoned professionals. Required to be on-set every day of filming - day & night shoots. Great opportunity to network, as you will be dealing with actors, producers, directors, studio executives and below-the-line talent constantly. Must be ready to take orders and cater to every whim. College degree required. Resumes & salary requirements to info@stevejohnsoncatering.com. 10/30

Assistant to SVP Casting

2008-10-29T03:06:00.000-07:00

Major studio looking for assistant to the SVP Casting - Los Angeles. Heavy phones, rolling calls, personal errands, and knowledge of all important actors & musicians are all requirements. Must be comfortable dealing with Type A personalities, meaning you should be at least Type AB, but preferably a solid B. Your easy-going manner and stress-free outlook on life will serve you well as you face impossible deadlines, unnecessary pressure, and threats to your health & safety like nothing you have ever experienced. We will also accept Type A's who completely internalize stress, but you will not receive medical benefits and will have a bleeding ulcer within 6 months. Familiarity with NowCasting helpful. 10/29

Personal Assistant - Male Celebrity

2008-10-28T03:28:00.000-07:00

Beverly Hills staffing agency seeks resumes for personal assistant to a young male celebrity-on-the-rise. Responsibilities include: keeping celebrity's schedule, handling all of his calls and managing everything related to his mansion in the hills. Warning: This is not a gateway to realizing your Entourage fantasies. You will not be rolling with the celebrity to the hottest clubs, meeting wacked-out visionary directors (most are ordinary dudes with nut allergies) or setting foot in the celebrity's home. Nor will you ever profit from the celebrity's rising career success. Moreover, the amount of tail you pull will likely decrease as a result of this occupation, as even the most farsighted, starfucking, UC-Santa Cruz hardbody would still rather watch your boss bang her blonde friend than give you a pity handjob. 10/28

Career Executive Assistant

2008-10-27T03:29:00.000-07:00

Top studio CFO seeks career executive assistant. Duties include coordinating meetings, making complex travel arrangements and managing schedule. 6-10 years experience as an executive assistant mandatory. No aspiring directors, producers, writers, advertising creatives or candidate with any aspiration outside of the executive assistant arena will be considered. Must be satisfied telling grandchildren, when asked, that you were a lifetime executive assistant. Might help to be saddled with a couple kids, impossible mortgage, sick parents or some other financial impairment that stifles any desire to achieve anything. 10/27

Assistant to Event Planner

2008-10-24T02:28:00.000-07:00

High-profile celebrity event planner seeks organized assistant with excellent time management. The position will be 75% business tasks, 25% personal errands. Of that personal 25%, 20% will be pet-related - 50% on dog care, 50% on aquarium maintenance. The other personal 80% will be split into even thirds - expense reports, travel scheduling and shopping. Shopping is further subdivided into five categories: clothing, food, gifts, furniture and erotic accessories. Applicants uncomfortable with the 7.833% of the position devoted to dogs and erotic accessory purchasing need not apply. 10/24

Award-Nominated Director's Assistant

2008-10-23T02:28:00.000-07:00

Multiple award-nominated film director seeks on-set assistant for next award-nominated feature and beyond. Must be conscientious, energetic and ready to handle duties at a higher, more nominated level. Experience assisting directors who have received award nominations a plus. Some travel required to sub-regional film festivals where nominating committees have selected director's films to be nominated for awards.10/23

Talent Booker - Daytime Talk Show

2008-10-22T03:27:00.000-07:00

Talent booker with industry contacts needed ASAP for daytime talk show. Must have track record booking celebrities involved in the latest scandals, arrests and extramarital affairs. The guest's willingness to discuss these scandals, arrests and extramarital affairs is irrelevant. Send resume with list of previous mind-numbingly dull, unnecessarily coy interview bookings and other evidence of your contribution to the decline of the talk show art form. 10/22

Mailroom Assistant

2008-10-21T02:34:00.000-07:00

Prestigious talent agency looking for mailroom assistant. Must have four-year college degree, strong attention to detail and desire to learn. Mailroom experience is helpful, but there's no reason to lie about it on your resume. The odds that you, probably an upper-middle- to lower-upper-class college grad who can afford life in one of the most expensive cities in the world, have any mailroom experience are slim. If mail processing experience really mattered, our top agents would be former Pitney Bowes and FedEx employees, not business/comm majors from USC and Tufts. 10/21

Agency Desk - Lit Department

2008-10-20T02:22:00.000-07:00

Major talent/lit agency looking for an extraordinary, detail-focused assistant to work on the desk of a very busy MP Literary agent. Assistant will be expected to lean next to desk, shuffle piles of papers, refill lattes every two hours, update family photos, maintain sharpened pencils, remove dirty dishes and reassemble/order a new desk when agent expresses frustration by destroying office furniture. Chair after 90 days. 10/20

Entry-Level Casting Assistant

2008-10-17T02:56:00.000-07:00

Commercial casting company seeks entry-level casting assistant. Duties include answering phones, distributing scripts, filing headshots, videotaping auditions and withstanding indiscriminate actor flirtations. You will be dealing directly with actors - the most annoying, attention-craving, damaged personalities in Los Angeles, which is saying a lot. Knowledge of FileMaker Pro a plus. 10/17

Freelance Script Readers

2008-10-16T02:54:00.000-07:00

Medium-sized agency seeks experienced readers to provide script coverage for feature lit department. 7-10 scripts/week, $10/script. Should be familiar with all types of cinematic structure, film history and character/plot analysis. A great job for writers looking for another reason to procrastinate. Other benefits include fast-tracking the inevitable realization that your ideas, your dreams, and you, as a human being on this Earth, are not unique. 10/16

Below-the-Line Agency Seeks New Clientele

2008-10-15T03:13:00.000-07:00

Below-the-Line agency searching out new clients to add to our roster. In this bleak economic climate, you can never be too far below-the-line to receive the representation services we provide. Specifically, we are looking for any of the following: Writers, DP's, Hairstylists, Unit Production Managers, Gaffers, Key Grips, Foley Artists, Loop Group Members, Random Post Production Dudes, Financial Controllers, Additional Assistant Property Masters, B Camera Second Assistants, Best Boy Electricians, Second Seconds, Security Guards, Assistant Re-Recording Mixers, Snake Wranglers, etc. Seriously, if you work in a Quizno's near a film set, we'll rep you. We need the cash. Send imdb credits. 10/15

Commercial Production Company PA

2008-10-14T03:43:00.000-07:00

Fast-paced production company looking for PA to assist visiting advertising agency creatives. Must have knowledge of the entertainment industry, Los Angeles geography and the hottest restaurants and bars. Although we cannot demand this legally, it helps to have hookups for the following: marijuana, shrooms, cocaine, ecstacy, Viagra, Ambien, hydrocodone, Dexedrine, Ritalin, Percocet, Vicoden, Dilaudid and Ativan. Familiarity with CPR and LA hospitals a plus. 10/14

Writers' Assistant - Network Legal Drama

2008-10-13T02:43:00.000-07:00

Network legal drama series (recently picked up) seeks writers' assistant with revision tracking, writers' room & Final Draft experience available immediately. This is not a writing position. Assistant will work directly with head writer/showrunner and assist the rest of the writing department. Again, this is not a writing position. To wit, no one - not the head writer, nor the staff writers, story editors, script coordinators, co-executive producers - cares about your ideas for the show or the spec you wrote over the weekend that would really enhance this season's character arcs. They care about their Chinese chicken salads arriving on time and the fridge being full of Diet Cokes and Odwalla Organic Carrot Juice. Writing background a plus. 10/13

Acclaimed Director's Assistant

2008-10-10T02:39:00.000-07:00

Acclaimed director needs full-time assistant to work out of Hollywood Hills home office. Great opportunity for someone looking to take directing career to the next level. Responsibilities include: laundry, dusting, ironing, polishing, vacuuming, meal preparation, light child supervision, cabinet cleaning, furniture treatment, waste removal, window washing and occasional landscaping. Must have can-do attitude. Send resume and reel. 10/10

Partner/Co-Founder - Internet Comedy Channel Start-Up

2008-10-09T02:59:00.000-07:00

Former network exec. launching internet comedy channel seeks partner to help guide vision for cutting edge website. Extensive experience with new media production and internet start-ups mandatory. Also, must be able to explain why producing short videos featuring C-list actors with improv backgrounds and hosting poorly shot and acted skits for people to show other internet users with nothing to do is better than just using our money to make a smallish comedy with a solid script and a real crew. Email resumes/salary requirements to: info@laff4UbyU.com. 10/9

Runner - Production Company

2008-10-08T03:22:00.000-07:00

Looking for efficient runner with knowledge of Los Angeles County, clean driving record and excellent work ethic. Responsible for media deliveries, meal pick-ups, personal errands and other time-sensitive runs. Do not respond to this posting if you have circulatory problems, claustrophobia or motion sickness as you will be spending your entire tenure with this production company in your car. Knowledge of public bathroom locations helpful since you will not be allowed to enter our highly-secured building, even for the holiday party. Will be reimbursed for gas and mileage. This can be a work-from-home position if you live in your car. 10/8

4th Assistant

2008-10-07T03:11:00.000-07:00

Director of Development seeks 4th Assistant. Previous 4th Assistant took 2nd Assistant position elsewhere. Duties include assisting 3rd Assistant with 1st Assistant's personal errands and filling in for 3rd Assistant when 3rd Assistant substitutes for 2nd Assistant if 2nd Assistant is out sick or shadowing 1st Assistant, lunch pick-ups for 1st-3rd Assistants and light filing. Benefits after 3 months. Excellent opportunity for someone looking to become a 3rd assistant. 10/7

Publicity Assistant

2008-10-06T04:09:00.000-07:00

Immediate opening for intelligent, focused assistant to a pair of celebrity publicists. Must have tons of energy, top drawer phone & computer skills, and the right amount of ambition. The ideal candidate is an expert at straddling the thin line between demonstrating how intensely you think you could be a real publicist right now and pretending that you are happy being an assistant to two people who are surprisingly out of touch, don't have basic technology skills and make 10x your salary while doing 1/10 the amount of work you have to do. 10/6

Receptionist - Recording Studio

2008-10-03T04:04:00.000-07:00

Evening/overnight receptionist wanted for famed recording studio in Hollywood. Answer heavy phones, order supplies and greet guests/recording artists. Must be comfortable dealing with musicians, 420 friendly, and ready to spend late nights at the studio while the artists, entourages, engineers, producers and session players talk about your breasts, rear and possible bedroom behavior in the adjacent, acoustically-shielded room. Leering glances, exploring hands and direct sexual propositions typical occurrences. Benefits after 90 days. 10/3

Editor for Semi-Improvised Comedy Film

2008-10-02T03:48:00.000-07:00

Major studio looking for experienced editor to create a suitable rough cut of a semi-improvised film that wrapped back in early June. They say movies are made in the editing room. Technically, they are supposed to be made before they get to the editing room. Two editors have quit already and any sense of plot/structure has been lost in the morass of dozens of overlapping takes, failed attempts at creating organic hilarity and a script that was once a buddy road trip comedy and now involves time travel and stopping the Gadsden Purchase. With 1.6 million feet of footage clogging every Avid and hallway in the post facility, this position needs to be filled immediately. 10/2

Marketing Assistant - Film Marketing

2008-10-01T04:57:00.000-07:00

Marketing Assistant wanted for independent film studio. Duties include conducting media research, ordering supplies for publicity events and performing basic office duties. Ideal candidate can justify long hours, low pay and lack of job security by the occasional re-gifted and picked-through swag bag (Josh Groban promo CD, perfume testers, ill-fitting tank tops) and last minute tickets to events execs don't want to attend. College degree not recommended. 10/1

Assistant to BH CFO

2008-09-30T06:34:00.000-07:00

Need recent college grad with some office experience to assist high-powered CFO. Financial background optimal, not as important as thick skin. This will shield you from projectiles (ledgers, iPhones, expensive pens, gift baskets), coffee burns and executive's wildly autistic son. Must have own transportation, quick reflexes and basic survival skills. Salary DOE. 9/30

Coordinator - Commercial Production Co.

2008-09-29T04:30:00.000-07:00

Top commercial production company in Hollywood seeks staff coordinator. Experience managing schedules and coordinating travel preferred. No commercial production interest necessary as long as you can suck up your self-respect and artistic credibility to convince executives of your passion for Swiffer and Chips Ahoy! spots. If you can choke back your dreams for 6-8 months at this grossly profitable commercial pro-co, you may frequently find yourself at a Korean BBQ joint slurping dragon bowls and chowing Kobe rib eye on the agency's dime. Candidates with already diluted ambitions preferred. 9/29

Researcher - Talk Show

2008-09-26T05:23:00.000-07:00

Established talk show seeks experienced researcher to support producers. Must have encyclopedic pop culture knowledge and ability to find topic areas for celebrity guests, such as: wacky vacation mishaps, universally hilarious film set pranks, self-serving charity associations, embarrassing early showbiz career moments, insignificant talents (yoga, juggling, spoon balancing, tongue curling, cooking basic foods), licensed fragrances and especially anecdotes involving inside jokes with fellow celebrities. Must have track record of avoiding banality at all costs. 9/26

Executive - Reality TV Production Co.

2008-09-25T05:28:00.000-07:00

Reality TV production company headquartered in WeHo needs experienced non-fiction programming executive to supervise a slate of dynamic, groundbreaking projects. Currently in production: "UnHappy Days" - following former Happy Days cast members Donny Most (Ralph Malph) and Anson Williams (Potsie) as they attempt to resurrect their careers; "Messy Jobs" - created by one of the grips from the highly-rated Dirty Jobs; and "Untitled Burbank Town Center Project." 9/25

Assistant - Female Celebrity/Mogul

2008-09-24T05:32:00.000-07:00

Successful female celebrity/entrepreneur seeks trustworthy assistant. She is very high-profile so you must always be presentably and stylishly dressed, as you will be seen in paparazzi shots behind/next to her. Have had problems with assistants with bad skin in past. Must be perfectly moisturized, small unclogged pores, no blackheads, pockmarks, Café au lait spots, eczema, rosacea. Skin tone must complement celebrity in all lighting conditions. Please email resume, recent photograph and 3 references who can attest to the flawless condition of your skin (Think dermatologist, waxer, etc.). 9/24

Assistant - Very Boutique Agency

2008-09-23T07:21:00.000-07:00

Micro-boutique agency (1 agent, 1 in-office pet) representing no more than 3 Nicholl Fellowship quarterfinalists seeks assistant for its office in my studio apartment at the Villa Vicente complex. Must be experienced with hyphenates - printer-scanner-fax machine, toaster-coffee maker - and ready to learn about how to get stolen wireless from the neighbor next door. Experience trying lots of different passwords helpful. Salary commensurate with experience, distributed when checks from my step-dad clear. 9/23

Internship - Literary Agency

2008-09-22T09:23:00.000-07:00

Internship with prestigious Century City literary agency. Skills: MS Office, communication (speaking, writing, faxing) and some personal errands. Essentially perform same duties as a paid employee. No pay. Great opportunity to learn about entertainment things without having to pay annoying taxes on income. Send resume with salary requirements. Ha. That's the last joke about you not getting paid for a thankless job. Really. Starts at $0/hour depending on experience. OK, enough. 9/22

Personal Assistant - B-List Director

2008-09-19T03:23:00.000-07:00

B-list director with poorly-received first feature and a small reel of Curves spec commercials seeks energetic assistant/new friend to handle scheduling, personal errands, awards submissions and beer purchasing. Experience with more talented director with original ideas that can be "reinterpreted" a plus. Knowledge of girls with low self esteem who would like to hang out with a B-list director a definite plus. Agency experience not necessary, unless that agency helped individuals deal with internet porn addictions. Drop resume and cover letter off at Gas Lite (Santa Monica), they know who I am. 9/19